Gagblat

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

I wish I was dead.

Unfortunately Neurocam's almost fascistically efficient Human Resources Security Division were canny enough to remove any objects which might potentially be used for self-harm before sealing me up in here.

posted by Operative Gagblat @ 4:21 PM  

4 Comments:

  • At 5:47 PM, Blogger Hamish said…

    If you were dead, what would we all read to make ourselves feel better?

     

  • At 7:18 PM, Blogger Operative Gagblat said…

    For you, Cat - can I call you Cat? - I will endeavour to struggle painfully on.

    Thank you for giving my life meaning, however degrading and ultimately trivial.

     

  • At 8:53 AM, Blogger Bob the Mediocre said…

    So how big is your living space? Or your glorified coffin, if you prefer.

     

  • At 9:22 AM, Blogger Operative Gagblat said…

    Coffin - I wish! It's fairly small, but I prefer to think of it as cosy. I'm constantly banging my elbows against the wall as I type, but it's probably as spacious as I deserve.

     

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